Hmmm. I appear to have a number of issues I'm dealing with. Mr. Kelly M. Irvin 10850 Hodge Ln Gravette, AR 72736 USA 479-787-9958 USDA Cold Hardiness Zone 6a/b http://www.irvincentral.com/ Theladygardens@aol.com wrote: > > Sorry, I couldn't help myself... > Cheers! > > > Ring, ring...Hello! and welcome to the Gardener's Psychiatric hotline. > If you are buying plants, yet have no space or time to plant them, you are > obsessive-compulsive. Please press 1 repeatedly. > If you want someone else to do the digging, you are co-dependent. Please > ask someone to press 2. > If you will plant anything and everything, you have multiple personalities. > Please press 3, 4, and 5. > If you are sure the sun, rain, bugs, and plant diseases are out to get you, > you are paranoid delusional. We know who you are and what you want..just > stay on the line so we can trace the call. > If you are sure the flowers are talking to you, listen carefully and a > little voice will tell you which button to press. > If you can't throw away a plant, even if it is dying, you are > manic-depressive and it doesn't matter which button you press. > If you think your garden is being attacked by evil spirits, press 6-6-6. > If you continue to plant only flowers with fragrance, you are nasally > fixated. Please press the scratch-and-sniff button. > If you occasionally hallucinate and know that this year your garden is going > to look as good or better than Martha Stewart's please be aware that the > thing you are now holding to the side of your head is alive and is about to > bite your ear. > > > > **************AOL Search: Your one stop for directions, recipes and all other > Holiday needs. Search Now. > (http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/… > -aol-search/?ncid=emlcntussear00000001) > _______________________________________________ > pbs mailing list > pbs@lists.ibiblio.org > http://www.pacificbulbsociety.org/list.php > http://pacificbulbsociety.org/pbswiki/ > >